beanski

time flies when you're having fun

SERIOUSLY. I can't believe it is July 18 already. There are a million random things flying around in my brain.

It has been WAY too hot for this fat, pregnant Mama. I mourn my tiny little house in the city with air conditioning every single minute of the day. The heat combined with the ant and spider infestation combined with the insanely high mortgage payment and I often wonder why we ever moved in the first place. Then, I look around at the toys and the three kids and the two cats and I very quickly remember. SPACE.

I sold my car last week and we've been floating on one car because I just can't pull the trigger on a new one. Do I need another car that can transport all of the kids at once (we already have a van) or is gas mileage more important? And holy man, cars have gotten EXPENSIVE. Do I sound like an old man or what?

I am so far behind on editing pictures that I'm constantly stressed out about it. We went camping last weekend and the kids (and adults) had a BLAST and I want to edit and post those pictures but I still haven't edited pictures from Charlie's birthday in APRIL. I'm anal and doing them out of order just seems so very wrong to me. I'm just not sure that I'll ever catch up, though, so I'm going to have to let it go at some point and move on with my life.

I still haven't seen the conclusion to Harry Potter. GRRRRR. How dare these children take that away from me? Don't they know that Harry Potter has been a huge part of my life since way before they even came into existence? THE NERVE.

I had my first senior session on Saturday and man was that FUN. Someone who wants to look pretty and listens to what I say and does as they are told and man it feels like a photography drug. FIND MORE SENIORS. I'm really proud of the images that came out of the session and am very excited about all of the calls I've gotten since I posted them on Facebook.

In two days, as long and neither Ski or I have a change of heart, we will find out if we are going to have more girls or more boys in this family. It seems very final and I wonder if Renee will end up being the princess surrounded by little boys or if Cameron will end up being dressed up by little girls. I'm glad to report that I don't really care either way. There are days when Cameron is in the middle of his terrible twos and I think another girl sounds much better but then there are the days when she is whining and clinging and sensitive and I look ahead to the teenage years and I think a boy sounds so much better. We have gotten absolutely nowhere on picking out a girl name so in that respect having another boy would be MUCH easier. Renee wants a sister BAD and a big part of the reason why we are finding out is so that I can talk her into it being really fun to have two brothers between now and December if we are having another little boy. Cam requests a boy but I think he could care really less either way. The excitement of it all has me laying awake at night imagining another little baby face all wrapped up in blue or in pink.

bullet

A bullet. That is what I need. I'm only slightly kidding when I say "Shoot me, please" to Ski about 15 times per day.

• Ski started my car on Friday and then left for work totally forgetting that I had the day off. By the time I left for Renee's doctor appointment six hours later, there was what was sure to be a lethal amount of carbon monoxide shut in my garage. He can say what he wants about it being an ACCIDENT, I still totally think he was trying to collect on our life insurance policy.
• I haven't exactly been the most fun person to be around in the world lately so it sort of makes sense.
• I'm glad I'm not the only one with half a brain in this family.
• Please tell me someone else is guilty of getting to the week before Christmas and then totally panicking and just buying things that are totally not on The List. I had Christmas totally under control as far as spending goes until like last week. This week? PANIC! JUST BUY! THE WORLD MAY END! THERE ISN'T ENOUGH CRAP!
• I'll likely be returning those impulse purchases well into March because I don't already have enough to do.
• I wrapped about three presents last night. Go me! It is very unlikely that the other 600 will ever be wrapped but at least three of them are done and pretty.
• When I got out all of the crap to start wrapping, I poured my exhausted self a rather large glass of wine and looked at my husband and said, "I'm going to make this fun, dammit. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUN."
• Forcing fun doesn't really work. Even with wine. The wine just makes me start talking about things that I don't want to think about and then I wake up in the morning with a headache.
• My children did both sleep through the night in their own beds last night for the first time EVER so they must have sensed I wasn't in the mood to be reckoned with. Unfortunately, it did nothing to stop the headache.
• I ordered three swimsuits today {GASP}. I seriously haven't gotten a new swimsuit in like four years and my stomach lurches just thinking of trying them on. I'm sort of secretly hoping they get lost in the mail and I'll be able to wear jeans and sweatshirt to the beach in Aruba.
• I need 10 points out of Sidney Rice to beat my husband at fantasy football for the first time ever. It is unlikely and that irritates me. WHY CAN'T I WIN JUST ONCE?
• Go check out: www.ginaskopinski.com or on Facebook. Why now? I don't really know. This year has proven to me more than anything that life is too short to not take chances and to at least try the things in life that you want to try. My kids aren't fun to take pictures of anymore. I'm restless. Everyone keeps telling me that I'm good enough and people ask me to take pictures for them even if there are days when I'm not sure I am good enough. It's a struggle. A struggle that I am doing my best to overcome.
• My husband told me he was proud of me this weekend. I'm not sure he's ever said those exact words to me and I'm certain I'll never forget hearing them from him. Even if he did preface the words with "I know this is going to sound totally cheeseball but ..."
• I think he was probably just trying to make up for the whole leaving the car running in the garage for six hours while I was home cleaning his house but hey, it's something.

random ranting

1. Potty training SUCKS. Renee is currently refusing to go anywhere near the potty after a few solid weeks of doing really great. I want to die. How long can we last in the Her vs. Us battle? She is bound to win. I'm tired already.
2. Come to think of it, Renee is currently refusing to do anything that we ask her to do. Why? I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME. I blame those assholes at school. Even though it probably isn't their fault...where else did she learn all that sass? Surely my daughter would never come up with that mouthing off on her own.
3. Cameron is cutting 42 teeth right now and he's still easier to be around than Renee. Did you hear me? FORTY-TWO TEETH AT ONCE AND HE'S STILL EASIER.
4. I started Weight Watchers. I have no idea if I've lost any weight but it feels good to be taking control of what I'm affectionately referring to as The Weight Situation...the eating myself into an oblivion situation. The trouble is that I have no room in my brain for anything that is outside of "How many Points are in that?" Like I can't remember to ask Renee to go to the potty for the 900th time today because my brain is focused on Points. And how I don't get enough points. They are starving me.
5. I finally went to the doc to talk about the never-fucking-ending migraines I've been having lately. And right after that I went to the dentist for the first time in three years. I know, GROSS. I have teeth issues. Issues that I should have dealt with a long time ago. Issues that I've been just putting off because it's too hard to find the time in my schedule and it costs too much money.

It's been a big few weeks of changes around here. Changes for the better, I hope. Moving on and getting back on track. Taking control of my life. I'm done with the waiting-it-out. I'm done wishing for it to just magically get better. I'm going to start with taking better care of myself (see #4 and #5) and hope that translates into me taking better care of my family.

(I tried to make this post funny because I didn't want to get all "What does it all mean?" on you. But I don't have room for humor in my brain either. Only Points. And "How long before I get to eat again?" And "Oh my gosh I'm sure excited for that 2 Point sandwich on cardboard for lunch...is it lunchtime yet?")

edward or jacob

I had to answer this question today, the question of which kind of mate you would choose for eternity. I had to answer today in honor of my parent's 36th wedding anniversary. I'm proud of that. I'm proud of them.

The next movie in the Twilight saga, New Moon, is coming out this weekend. While New Moon was hands down my least favorite of the four books, I’m hoping to sneak out this weekend and see it with my bestie, who enjoyed the Twilight saga even more than me. Then, she asked me the question “Edward or Jacob?” during my giveaway yesterday and hello? I could devote the next five or six posts to this topic.

(This post is pretty much for Lindsey and anyone else who liked Twilight so if you haven’t and don’t care, bye! If you plan on reading them and haven’t or are going to see the movies without reading the books, go away. I’m certain to spoil something)

It isn’t easy for me to answer the question of whether I’d pick Edward or Jacob knowing the end of the story as it is hard to not want Edward and Bella to be together for all of eternity. Because? Edward and Bella are like meant to be. And shit. Wouldn’t anyone, me included, want to know a love that is so powerful and full of angst and desire that it transforms an ordinary, clumsy girl into something extraordinary?

Yes, I would, please and thank-you.

But, there is this practical side of me, the side of me that can remember young relationships from my past. I remember relationships not unlike Edward and Bella at the beginning of their courtship. The kind of relationship that is so young and so irrational that it is hard to see beyond the passion. I imagine if you can last in a relationship like that for long enough to get to the ending or when your kids are born and it, you know, ends (Just kidding) (Sort of). Maybe if you make it through all of the hard shit (the shit that is the focus of New Moon), maybe it turns out OK. Maybe, like Edward and Bella, you grow together and you end up on the exact same page at the end. There are fireworks and forever and everything works out for all of eternity.

Those relationships are extremely rare, though, I think. More often than not, they start young, before either person has grown into the person they are to become and they end up with two people growing in two different directions. The chances of you both heading down the exact same path from the age of sixteen are slim. I didn’t even know what I liked to eat for dinner when I was sixteen. Probably whatever he liked. I know love, even irrational love, should conquer all regardless of how young it starts. I know that relationships should always be full of passion and that little things like having children shouldn't change that.

I don't know.

Then there’s Jacob. Jacob, the safety net, the one that Bella never wants to go away because she feels so much safer and calmer when he’s around. He knows her for who she is and he loves her anyways. He supports her even when she wants to do something boneheaded like learn to ride a motorcycle or go cliff-jumping. There’s passion there, sure, but it comes second to friendship.

For me, I married my best friend, the one person on this earth that I have always been able to rely on.

He started out as Edward, I think, and now is my Jacob. I imagine someday he'll be Edward again? Not unike how I think Edward redeemed himself and proved that he wasn't all brains and beauty. As the story went on he became both Edward and Jacob for Bella. He became whatever she needed at the time.

I wouldn’t have it any other way.

If you’re still reading this, you’ve read them. Who would/did you pick?

bullet-style because i'm sick of nablopomo

This posting every day shit is hard. But I'm not a quitter so I will soldier on and next year when I get the urge to sign up for this thinking that I have plenty to say I will go back and read this post on Day 9/30 and then I'll probably remember it being easier than I remember (sort of like being pregnant and having kids because I remember pregnancy as being not that bad and I think it was) (Holy run-on sentence):

• The new green is way better than the suffocating red walls in the dining room but I don't really love the green either. I wonder how many times I can paint that dining room that we never go in.
• I just took my husband's dinner order for McDonald's over gmail chat. HE'LL GO WITH THE ANGUS BURGER, THE ONE WITH BACON in all caps. When I asked him what our lives had come to, he said, "You get old, you have a couple of kids and you eat Dirty Ron's for dinner."
• We're still trying to figure out what we're going to do about our broken dishwasher. We're going to Best Buy after work then home to drink beer and watch the Steeler's and figure out what we're going to do.
• I've been thinking about MckMama and baby Stellan all day. I sort of hate getting involved because it isn't about me (it's about Stellan) and turning it into something about me. But I can tell you that I'm going to go home today and kiss my babies and hug them tighter than normal.

That's all I know today. Exciting, huh?

have resorted to working weekends

Life is crazy. We are moving in TWENTY-FIVE DAYS and have not packed a single thing. We don't even have boxes to pack things in. Where do you go to get boxes? Do I actually have to pay money for something that I am usually paying money to get rid of at the dump? Suck.

The dishwasher FINALLY got fixed after something like twenty days of hand-washing everything (including all of the birthday dishes and no fewer than six bottles, 15 pump parts and eight sippy cups per day) and the car is finally back to running again. To fix these two things we spent a THOUSAND DOLLARS. Which is really awesome considering we're buying a house in TWENTY-FIVE DAYS and we really didn't need that money for anything else.

I worked on a Sunday today, leaving my poor husband at home with both kids for the first time ever. I worked because our daycare is closed for three days this week and we don't really have the vacation time to cover it and still be off of work to be at the closing of our new house. My parents are in Alaska for most of the month and Ski's mom and dad have to work and we don't really know anyone else in the world that could/would take care of our kids. I thought about leaving Dora to babysit, which would totally work with Renee but something tells me He Who Is Pissed Off About Everything Right Now might not be able to handle that. I mean, he really wants to do everything himself but he hasn't quite figured out how to open the fridge and heat up his own milk just yet. And it's not because he doesn't want to do it himself, BELIEVE YOU ME. He just can't and sweet Jesus he is sure pissed off about it.

I'm not complaining about daycare being closed as our daycare provider has taken off like two days in two years and I'm not complaining that I get to spend a few extra days at home with the kids this week. But really, could the timing suck any worse?

The silver lining here is that my girl Gretch is getting married this weekend and Ski's parents are being so kind as to watch the children so that Ski and I can stay overnight in a hotel with NO CHILDREN.

{GASP}

Is it wrong that I'm literally counting the minutes to our big escape? Can you imagine the awesomeness of sleeping through the night and not having to get out of bed at 5AM? I can't imagine it because we haven't done it in TWO YEARS now.

I'm playing catch up with posts this weekend because pictures and posting will be light this month as we try to pack up and move our entire life. I wouldn't want the blog to go neglected so I'm stocking up saved posts to get me through. And I'm sure I'll feel guilty for a minute about not taking any pictures this month because eight month old babies? They are chubby and cute and they have dimples on their knees and elbows and honestly I know I'm going to wake up in our new house in a month and they'll be gone and then I'll totally just die because I missed the chance to photograph them forever and ever.

too much at once

First of all, my baby girl turns two tomorrow at 2:24AM. Seriously, WHAT? TWO YEARS OLD (sob, sob).

We had a birthday bash for her this weekend and I didn't get hardly any good pictures of her. If you were there and took pictures, like when everyone was singing Happy Birthday to her, would you send them to me? PLEASE. I CRIED last night when I went through the pictures I have. I FAILED. I forgot the video camera too...for the SECOND YEAR in a row. Renee will have no video of her first or second birthdays because her mom forgot. I'm blaming her dad because he didn't remember either.

WHY DO I HAVE TO REMEMBER EVERYTHING?

She sure was cute though. And she LOVED her presents. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

That little girl SLAYS me.

In between singing Happy Birthday and eating cake and ice cream, WE BOUGHT A HOUSE. A much bigger house and I feel like we sort of bought it on a whim. It isn't the house we put on house on the market for but a totally different house. I am sure to regret this, right? This is what happens when you sell your house the first day it's on the market for asking price with the caveat that you have to be out FAST and that you have to find something TODAY. Again, I'm sure to regret this, right? It isn't ours yet but if the inspections go well this week and none of the financing falls through and I don't LOSE MY MIND and decide that I JUST CAN'T DO IT, we'll be moving on July 31st. Which is Harry Potter's birthday. I'm just saying.

Our dishwasher is STILL broken and we are STILL waiting on the FIVE HUNDRED DOLLAR part. Seriously, FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS to fix the dishwasher that is apparently constructed solely of solid gold. You would think, right? I love paying five hundred dollars to fix a dishwasher in a house that we just sold.

To top it all off, the car didn't start this morning. I mean, REALLY. As though we needed that too. We just looked at each other like "WTF is next?" We didn't even talk. We are just PRETENDING IT ISN'T HAPPENING.

My brain isn't totally functioning but I still had to make the decision today to turn down a job offer. I decided I might just die if I change jobs because I just can't handle any more stress. I'm sure to regret this in a few months when my current job gets cut or when I'm bored out of my mind. But honestly? TOO MUCH CHANGE AT ONCE, PEOPLE. CAN'T HANDLE ANY MORE CHANGE.

Also, I just want to throw it out there that my son still wakes up every two hours. He's almost EIGHT months old and he was up about seven hundred times last night. SHOOT ME, JUST SHOOT ME. PLEASE.

All of this crap aside, I'm excited. I'm excited to have a new place to make into our home. A new house to decorate. I'm excited to have my own sink to brush my teeth in before bed. I'm excited to watch the kids run around the much bigger backyard. I'm excited to meet the neighbors and I really hope they don't suck. I'm excited to not have to share a driveway. I'm excited to take a shower without baby toys all around my feet. I'm excited to not have to haul my groceries (and children) up an entire flight of stairs when we get home. I'm really excited about the main floor laundry. I'm excited to have somewhere for our families to sleep when they come to visit.

Most of all, I'm excited to have a place to put the new toys that the (very lucky) birthday girl got for her birthday.

I'm sure I'll be posting at least a million pictures of our current house, you know, TO REMEMBER, but this what our new house looks like. I mean, as long as everything goes as planned. Which I'm sure it won't. So really, this is the house we were planning to buy before the universe decided that it hates me and screws things up AGAIN.

good golly miss molly

I'M FREAKING OUT HERE. FREAKING THE FRICK OUT.

My husband is apparently too busy working to talk to me about the fact that someone just made an offer to buy our house and they want us out by July 24. Yes, ONE BLESSED MONTH to move my entire life to some house out there on the MLS that we haven't even made an offer on. We were testing the market, people. Not planning on moving in ONE MONTH. The average house takes four months to sell. Ours? ONE FRICKING DAY. I have two children under two, do you realize what this might entail?

Padded rooms and straight-jackets. Lock me up and throw away the key. I need drugs, lots and lots of drugs. Drugs that make it so that I don't think about anything. Or feel anything.

I'm doing the only thing I can do. I'm talking to the Internet. I'm complaining and at the same time, I'm FREAKING OUT.

Renee's birthday party is in TWO DAYS. My parents are coming to visit tonight and staying until Sunday. I have fricking birthday banners to make and tissue balls to construct. Doesn't this lady know that THIS IS A BAD WEEK FOR ME. I'm BUSY. I'm busy thinking about my baby girl and how she's TWO FRICKING YEARS OLD. I need to wallow in that. Doesn't this lady know that? IT'S WHAT I DO.

The icing on the cake is my whole job situation where I'm trying to make a REALLY big decision about my, dare I say it, career and I have to make this decision by MONDAY. Yes, THIS MONDAY. As in, two days after my baby girl turns two and three days after we make a huge decision about where we call home.

Internet, will you be offended if I use the f bomb? Because HOLY FUCK I'm FREAKING OUT.

And my husband? He's unavailable. Un-freaking-available. He's busy working.

When I started this post, the first thing that came to my head was Good Golly Miss Molly. I don't think I have EVER used that phrase before. I'm going to be THIRTY years old in a few months and I've never used that phrase and Good Golly Miss Molly is all I can come up with to say today. This is a very thin thread I'm clutching here. VERY THIN.

I better go and call my mom. Maybe she's available to talk to me and not busy working.

HOLY SHIT, I can't believe this is happening.

i'm counting on my mind to remember

Our house hit the market today. After I told our Realtor to go for it, I went into the bathroom and threw up. I sat there alone and cried, reliving every minute of our lives in this house, in our home.

I flashed back to the night Ski proposed to me in our living room. I can still see the very shy, nervous and excited look on his face. I can still feel the wetness of our combined tears on my cheek as we hugged and promised forever.

When I close my eyes I can picture myself sitting in the bathroom during the exact moment the pregnancy test announced Renee's up and coming arrival, only to follow-up that exact same moment seventeen months later notifying us of Cameron.

When I open my watering eyes, I struggle to focus on the the alarm clock reading 3:13AM and I can feel my feet on the cold hardwood floors as I stumble in to the baby's room for that middle of the night feeding.

This house, it smells like us. It smells like home.

I can see both of my children, my babies, in the Exersaucer screeching and talking to me while I cook dinner in my tiny little kitchen.

I can see her first steps, his first bath, their first kiss. I can hear his tiny little newborn moaning and grunting and I can remember the exact instant she called me MOM for the first time.

I can feel my heart skip a beat watching my husband carrying our babies around in the Daddy Chair to look at the dragonfly light in the dining room.

I can feel her snuggled in close to me on her big felted wool rug, our heads propped up on the big floor pillows I sewed for her in the dining room, reading books and talking about our day during those rare one-on-one mother and daughter moments.

I can hear the persistent creek of the fourth stair from the bottom and the way Cameron's door clicks every time the cat wanders in to check on him.

I can remember each walk up and down our street, friendly hellos from our neighbors and I can remember where the crevices are in the driveway that hit the shovel, making it hard to get rid of the massive amounts of snow.

I can see where each of the perennials are, the plants that my sister planted from seed and brought for me to put in my garden and I will never forget how much I love how the back garden looks through the kitchen window in the springtime when the Hostas are just beginning their spreading.

My biggest fear is that us leaving will erase these memories and they will no longer be so vivid in my mind, that time passing will take them away from me. I fear that I will always look back on this house as home because of the history we made here, and that I'll never be as happy as I have been during these last five years. I fear that I'll regret ever allowing someone else to call it home because it is our home and it is impossible for me to imagine my family anywhere else.

i want a new house. don't i?

We weren’t exactly looking seriously. Well, on and off we were serious but most of the time we found ourselves driving home from a showing talking about how we would rather live in half our house than buy that ginormous, weird house with the ridiculous floor plan and no shower for three times as much money.

Do people really take baths in the morning before work? I’m just saying.

It would get tiring listening to Renee moan “No look at house, Mommy” and don’t get me started on how much fun it is to lug around a twenty pound brick whose idea of a good time is trying to swipe things off of the dressers of strangers or randomly dive bomb the floor. We’d quit looking on and off telling ourselves that the $500 per month in equity we are getting on our current house and the neighborhood are enough to make us stay.

We like our house. It is a colonial-style house with 3 bedrooms and 1.5 baths. It has character and it is built like a rock. It is ours. Everything in it was purchased to go with our house, the rugs coordinate with the paint, the furniture has a 40s feel to match the era of the house. I’ve spent five years making it just how I want it and with the exception of STILL not having a fricking dresser in our bedroom, we are out of things to buy for it. We love our neighbors. There are 30 kids under 10 years old within a three block radius of our house and we live in what is considered to be some of the best school districts in town. While Renee isn’t quite old enough to play with other kids, she is getting closer and I can almost count the days until I can send her out to play with the kids and then sit on the porch and drink margaritas while the neighbor kids essentially babysit each other.

Can you imagine the awesomeness?

BUT.

We are OUT of space. There are toys piled EVERYWHERE and not a weekend goes by that I don’t flip out about not having anywhere to put ANYTHING. The mail is on the kitchen table and the diaper bags and breast pumps and purses are just thrown all over the floor. In order to host a 2nd birthday party for my daughter, I’m renting a storage locker. I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP. We don’t have a room for our parents to stay in when they visit. The bathrooms are TOO SMALL. The main reason why we want to sell it, though, is that we have a shared driveway. I worry to no end about Renee being out there playing and having someone come barreling down the driveway and running her over. I worry obsessively about it. I also hate that her slides are about 10 feet way from the sump pump pipe that pumps ground water from under our house out in to the yard. GROSS.

Last Saturday Cameron was being a CRANKSTER and Renee was whining for One! More! Show! Please! We decided to go for a drive because getting out was the only way to retain an ounce of sanity. We ended up north of town, in the suburbs, checking out neighborhoods. Up until this point our search has been concentrated to the area around our house because we like our neighborhood. But, it has gotten to the point where we’ve accepted that we’d need to spend a half a million dollars to live where we want to live in the kind of house we want to buy. And people? We will never be able to afford a half a million dollar house. Like EVER. So it doesn’t matter how long I wait or if I win the lottery, what I want just isn’t within the realm of possibility.

OF COURSE, on our trip to the suburbs, we found a house that we really like. We REALLY like the floor plan and the size is perfect for us and it is tastefully decorated to the point where we could move in and literally do NOTHING to the inside of the house. The only real drawback to it, other than me finally accepting my suburb fate once and for all, is that the yard is wooded and would need to be thinned out and fenced in for the kids to play. It is on a busier street that I would like but it is set far enough back that I’m not sure that it would matter. Or would it? The guy that owns it is a contractor and insists that he will clear the yard for us but would I be stupid or naïve to really think he would? Would there be somewhere for the kids to ride bikes when they are big enough? Will they even like to ride bikes? What if we hate our neighbors? What if they are all old people? How much do fences cost? Would we regret moving further away from daycare? Will the location of daycare matter in three years? Will Renee get freaked out if we move? Will Cam suddenly start sleeping less than he already does? Will I grow horns and start blowing fireballs out of my nose?

I could honestly drive myself batty trying to figure out if we’d regret it or if we’d love it as much as we think we would love it.

Or would we?

To those of you that have done this, is it worth it? Does the neighborhood or the house matter more? Should I even consider school districts and the location of daycare? Would the longer commute be worth it for more space and a better floor plan? Will the kids be transformed in to enormouse, fire spewing monsters over the course of a move?

HELP ME. PLEASE HELP ME.