Friday
5AM - Cam wakes up with a slight fever. I change his wet PJs and he snuggles in and goes back to sleep.
7AM - Renee and Ski wake up. Ski is sick and we wonder if Cam is too. We discuss whether we should go to the cities as planned or not. We wonder if Cam is sick or teething.
3PM - We put the kids in the car to head south. We can't find Simon The Cat so we spend 30 minutes looking for him.
3:30PM - In route. We spend the trip on the iPhone reading reviews about our friend JP's new restaurant. We talk about how excited we are to go out to dinner. I vow to get an appetizer in addition to my meal and dessert. Screw Weight Watchers.
6PM - We arrive at Nena and Grumpa's. Cam clearly has a much higher fever. I run for Panera and muse about how Weight Watchers has clearly brainwashed me when I order a salad and not a French Onion soup bread bowl. OR a chocolate chip cookie.
6:30PM - Take Cam's temperature. 102.9. Pretty clearly not teeth and I'm pretty sure I may have said the F word. More than once.
7PM - Urgent Care check-in.
8PM - Sitting in an Urgent Care chair that is hard is a rock with a desparately wanting to fall asleep baby.
9PM - FINALLY see the doctor. Ear infections in both ears. Antibiotics prescribed.
9:15PM - Fill prescription. Wonder how much this whole thing is going to cost us.
10PM - Administer antibiotic.
10PM - 4AM - Hold squirming, miserable baby begging for sleep. FOR SIX HOURS.
Saturday
4AM - Wake up husband to hold squirming, miserable baby for a while and crawl in bed with thrashing big girl.
7AM - Breakfast. Uneventful despite the fact that no one actually eats anything. MIRACLE.
9AM - Big girl wants a bath RIGHT! NOW! Run bath. Notice little red bumps all over Cam's body.
10AM - Ski takes Cam back to Urgent Care. Nena, Renee and I head for the Mall of America.
11AM - Nena spoils Renee with new outfits, legos, balls. We eat at Noodles for lunch. Clearly the highlight of the trip.
11:15AM - Urgent Care says he's allergic to the antibiotic. OBVIOUSLY. They prescribe another one.
12PM - Clearly no one is napping so I run to Old Navy to try to get something acceptable to wear to dinner with my friends tonight. Ski still thinks we might be able to go.
1:30PM - Serve yet another lunch that no one eats.
3PM-5PM - Walk 27 pound feverish baby to try to get him to nap. No dice. Arms HURT.
5PM - Administer Benadryl because he's scratching his rash and clearly miserable.
5:15PM - Try to shower and get ready for big night out. TRY meaning with two kids climbing the bathroom cabinets going through my makeup.
5:50PM - I take Renee to the potty to find ANOTHER wet pull-up. She's been dry at home for a couple of weeks and decided a weekend away was the perfect time to quit potty training all together. I have to bite my tongue to stop myself from yelling at her.
5:51PM - I notice water on the floor on my in-laws' 4 year old house. Then I notice water dripping from the ceiling.
6:45PM - Nena takes Cam up to try to get him to sleep because she thinks we should still go (despite the whole water dripping through her ceiling thing). He SCREAMS. Then he pukes all over the place.
6:52PM - Ski goes up to sit with Cam.
7PM - We are clearly going to miss our dinner reservation. I'm pretty sure I shed an actual tear about this. I've been SOOO looking forward to it.
7:30PM - Take a very bratty Renee up to bed where she talks back about everything. She says she's "not tired" for the 700th time despite the fact that she is CLEARLY tired.
7:31PM - Page 2 of the book and Cam starts screaming again.
8:30PM - Cam back to sleep. Ask mother-in-law to open a bottle of wine. I reluctantly agree to let her have a glass of it. Ski runs to Chipotle because we're starving.
9:15PM - Five bites in to my burrito and the baby is awake again. I sit with him for a while and then come to grips to the fact that the wine and the burrito are going to sit downstairs without me tonight. I go to sleep without even bothering to brush my teeth.
10PM - 4AM - See previous night complete with waking the hubs up at 4AM to try to grab a bit of sleep for myself.
This, my friends, is why I never see anyone and why I may never have a social life again.