Our house, while decorating the Christmas tree, while drinking a bottle of wine we've been cellaring for 4 years, listening to cheesy Christmas music:
To the orament: "You suck."
"That star is so shitty. It's f'ing ridiculous."
"I'm not putting that up. It's weak."
"Does anyone even really like Louis Armstrong? Or is he someone people just say people like because they're morons? Maybe everyone else putting music out then were a bunch of dickbags."
"This is going in the garbage. It's an f'ing piece of junk."
"Dude this music sucks."
"Heavy oraments suck."
"Look it's Jaromir Jagr, this f'ing rocks."
"This is jank ass."
"I need to find a sweet spot for Darth Vader. It's sweet that he's so heavy, he's made of lead and shit."
So now you know what Christmas decorating is like at my house. Fa la la la la la la la la.
Hahahaha! I'm making Pat hang lights outside our house as we speak. He's very pissy about it.
Posted by: anne | November 29, 2009 at 08:43 AM
Did you guys do a real tree this year? I heard there is a place to buy trees kind of out your way... have you heard of it?
Posted by: kim | November 29, 2009 at 06:46 PM